1. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
2. Males who wonder why they should have a prostate exam usually get it in the end.
duncan - Victoria BC
3. I keep reading 'The Lord of the Rings' over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit.
nyuser10 - New York City
4. 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
gumpa
5. I was going to study the work of Sigmund Freud, but I was too Jung to understand it.
kaatgp - Cape Coral, FL
6. What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat? A dandy lion.
my sweetheart - Brownsville
7. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Beaver movie
8. Low carb diets really go against the grain.
9. There is a growing body of obesity research.
10. Meet me at the clothes line. That's where I hang out!
11. The diet industry enjoys a heavy bottom line.
12. Some rappers are good but others are Ludacris.
Adam - Sulphur, LA
13. I bought a computer from The Nero Company. It comes with a CD/Rome burner.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
14. When the poetess died she went to meter maker.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
15. When my friend started to go bald, I tried not to laugh, but he looked hair-larious.
davey d - brum
16. Did you hear about the father that was difficult to see? He was transparent.

From Pun of the Day.

Posted on November 22, 2006 in Note To Self | Link