Yeah so I like to play with water balloons right. The other day I filled up a water balloon with my urine. That's right, I blew up a balloon then quickly urinated in it filling it up to the top. Then I kept it in my car until someone cut me off, so I popped open my sunroof and threw the bitch at the car.

And in Texas during the summer it gets really freaking hot, so you know when they eventually stopped and got out of their car they said to themselves, "man I wish I hadn't cut that guy off because I wouldn't have burnt urine smell on my car."

Yeah that's right. And then this other time I filled a balloon up with refried beans as well as filling another balloon up with my urine. I kept both in my car till someone cut me off, but this time they got refried beans and urine thrown on their car, but did they know it was refried beans? I don’t think so.

Posted on April 12, 2006 in Purely Hypothetical | Link

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