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Keys To Enlightenment

As mentioned earlier, the "turning point" provided an innate awareness of self-existence in the present moment that, according to the Buddha's, can take many many lifetimes to achieve (note: most Eastern religions believe Enlightenment takes many lifetimes to achieve - ohh the irony in "achieving" Enlightenment). Well ladies and gentlemen, dogs and cats, this awareness became radically present within a split second (note to self [ego] calibrate the exact time it took for the transformation to occur). For those that are on the longer path to self-realization, the following are helpful keys that will allow the transformation to quickly become present:

- Nonjudgement
- Nonpolarization
- A snorkel
- Unconditional Love & Compassion
- A pair of camouflage socks (or the rainbow socks with the individual toes)
- Three pieces of peperjack cheese (firejack is okay too)

Ohh yeah and never, ever, under any circumstances, eat the yellow snow, it is the devil (ahaha).

Posted on June 19, 2005 in The Turning Point | Link


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