Howard Stern Can Run
Last night I had a very interesting dream. First I dreamt my ex girlfriend and I got back together. We were in her room while her friends were coming up the stairs; she was I guess embarrassed that we had gotten back together and didn’t want her friends to know so she made me hide under her bed. Well her friends found me and pulled me out from underneath the bed, turns out they loved my big ass and me and thought I was really goofy. So I guess things worked for the best in the long run, too bad it was a dream.
Then the next thing I know I am on the Howard Stern show with an old friend. The studio was in a really old abandoned warehouse and we were sitting on the couch talking with Howard. He really seemed to like us because we got along very well. He had a guest band playing and we were all making little notes about them it was great fun.
Then when the show was over he came over and sat on the couch between Liam and I. I do not know why we did this but we both got up and sat in his lap. We were talking with Howard and what not then we decided to leave the studio (warehouse) and go hangout. So as we were leaving the studio I asked Howard, “Hey, what if there is a really loud noise outside of your studio, there are only half of your windows in the studio on that wall won’t the sound come in?” Howard was like, yeah you are right, lets go get something to eat.
Next thing I know we are walking beside this really old abandoned warehouse type place with tons of old buildings and what seems like trash I guess. If you have ever seen the movie iRobot it looks exactly like the place where they took all of the old robots to just sit around and what not. Okay so then Howard, Liam and I are walking and we come up to this highway and Howard just runs across without thinking twice I guess. Cars are rushing by and so Liam and I wait to cross. Liam is a really fast runner so he jets through the cars as I wait a little longer. By this time Howard is really far ahead of us because he just took off and didn’t stop just like Forest Gump but with curly hair.
Finally I get across and try to catch up to Liam and Howard however I am really far back and can’t see them. I then approach a door, kinda like on the True Man Show when he sails to the edge of the dome studio and finds the door. Still looking for Howard and Liam I enter the door and find myself in a very odd shaped building with white walls and weird hallways. So I walk around very quiet like and go into a room that is obviously another studio but I couldn’t find them so I kept looking. Finally I quietly walk into this other room and this guy says “Oh there you are I have been having trouble with my computer I am glad you could make it.” This was the actor that was in Best in Show, he was the negotiator and friend of the couple that won Best in Show, I don’t know his name. But anyways I guess he had called for a tech to come work on his computer or something and I guess I was the guy. So I walked in and said okay what can I help you with, he said well there is my computer right there. I am assuming he had already told me or whoever the problem over the phone because he didn’t explain anything to me just left it up for me to fix. So I messed around a little bit and said okay all fixed and he said what was wrong, I just made up some stuff about his email not being able to come through blah blah blah and then he interrupts me and says well I know about computers I can take it from here. I was like alright my job here is done. Then I woke up.
Damn that was a weird dream I love it. Ohh you brain what else can you come up with?
Posted on March 23, 2005 in Dream Log | Link
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